There is much to be said about us Sufferlandrians. While Couchlandrians think we are strange and dangerous it is actually the opposite. For example Sufferlandrians are friendly, speak in the harsh but beautiful tongue of Painglish and are very supportive.

So when we see someone in need we naturally see if we cannot help out if it is a valid concern.

As it happens it seems a certain Company still is having trouble of gathering enough vowels to fill all names. It is unclear if they are only forgetful and loose them way to easy or if they simply cannot afford them.

Sufferlandrians are not rich, but that is something we can help with. Our language Painglish has tons of vowels, so there should be enough to spare, even for a Company in need.

So it is our duty to embark on a Quest for vowels. And of course there is no better place to do so than France. There we shall search the country while going in circles for a huge number of sprints (10!!!), which naturally are a great place to find all the vowels we need.

After the ride we will pass around a (hopefully clean!) SUF-Bucket to collect all donated vowels. We can even put a few other letters in to make sure everything is fine.

With that we should ensure the Company can finally and proudly name it’s products like they were intended to be named.

Say it proudly: KICKaaaagghhhR……

Everyone’s welcome, Knights and Citizens. Even if you forget your empty SUF-Bucket and just join for the ride.
Every collected vowel will be donated to the Company.
Guaranteed 100% GvA approved and Couchlandrian free.
Every Saturday in the Off (or is it On?) Season.

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