The rumors that Grunter van Agony has gone soft are definitely just figments of Couchlandrian minds. On the other hand, the other rumor persists that there have been smiles and even laughter on the last Knight Rides. Maybe some of the participants had even fun while doing so?

There is an old Sufferlandrian proverb:
Where there is doubt
there is also a flogging station.

Therefore the call has been made:
Everyone to the Flogging Station Nr. 6 and rectify any failings that might have happened.

Everyone’s welcome, Knights, Citizens and friends, especially BBC. Even if you haven’t smiled for a decade and just join for the ride.

While this route is all about misery, agony and pain we ride banded, so no one is left behind.
Guaranteed 100% GvA approved and Couchlandrian free.
The Knight Rides! are presented by the SUF Ministry of Education and Corrections.

Join your reserved spot on the Flogging Station now!