Doing a Knighthood 6 times is mindnumbing. Leg numbing. Other parts, too. This is the purest embodyment of being a Sufferlandrian. The one who is doing this? Sir Evan! A pillar of our nation, a shining beacon in the Couchlandrian darknes. A true Knight of Sufferlandria.

Of course this calls for Real Pagne, Painshakes and a huge Celebration. And new socks. But the celebration comes first.

As it is possible this Celebration also doubles as a recovery ride for Sir Evan, we are going out unto chamois flat road. And as we do victory laps we need laps of course. And as laps are boring we do sprints. Many sprints. Tons.

Paving the route of Sir Evan’s recovery ride with diamonds of holy water, ferocious sprints and wild cheers. It will be glorious!

This is a banded ride, so no one is left behind .

Everyone’s welcome, Knights and Citizens, BBC and all friends. Even if you don’t celebrate and just join for the ride.
Every diamond of Holy Water will be used to pave the recovery route of Sir Evan.
Guaranteed 100% GvA approved and Couchlandrian free.

This Knight Ride! Is brought to you by the Sufferlandrian Ministry of Construction and Development.