🎄 🎅 🍻 🍷 Christmas USMES Hawaii 🍍Torturefest Special 100K sub 2 hours Thursday December 29th 11.30 CT / 17.30 UK / 18.30 Euro 🎄 🎅 🍻 🍷



It’s the time of year to jolly, so welcome to 100K sub 2 hours TT bikes with draft on

Many lessons were learnt from the Thanksgiving fiasco.

Think Nike and the sub 2 hour marathon project, perfect conditions / use of all technology regardless of legality.




Neokyo crit course

No powerups, only XP at the arches

Bike Locked down to Cadex Tri daft on

Wheels locked down to Zipp 858 Super (disc)

Double Draft on



Cat A = Anyone can join but this is for Cat A+ and A they will be going for sub 2 hours, 31mph + / 4.2+ WKG

Cat B = Anyone can join this but this is really for Cat B’s and high C’s they will be going for 2.10 to 2.05, 29mph – 30mph 3.2 - 4.2 WKG

Cat E = Everyone else, this is for C’s and D’s they will be going for 2.30 to 2.15, 25mph – 27mph

Higher cats are welcome in the lower cats if you feel the Christmas spirit of giving as a pose to suffering.



As we are on a smaller course 2.6 miles, if you burn out rest in another cat’s blob and rejoin your cat. Due to this we have locked the jerseys down, obviously in a fun way cos that’s how we roll. There is a staggered start in case anyone in cat E from the original ride design didn’t switch to the correct cat. And even if you start in a cat too slow you can join the next cat as they blast through.



Cat A = Supersonic Jersey….because you’re best and you’re going to be damn fast

Cat B = USMES Jersey….because you’re going to embrace your inner beast

Cat E = Unlocked Jersey, Fat Pineapple (me) will be leading this one, Donut jersey seems appropriate. Come party with the Pineapple @ Team Donut.





Cat A 1 leader/pacer already in place, looking for 3 more. You need to be a strong A or A+.

Cat B 1 leader/pacer already in place. You need to be a strong B or A.

Cat E I’ll be leading this one, and I have a lead crew but more the merrier



Please DM if interested Arran Leach FB zwift riders or Fat Pineapple on ZC



So turn up bring ya watts and banter and lets have some fun and try and crack the time target and some PR's/ PB's



Undo some of the Christmas naughtiness just in time for New Year naughtiness