“What’s this? What’s this? There’s lactate everywhere.”

Welcome to Halloween Town...er, Tempus Fugit. We’ve kidnapped Sandy Claws and replaced a fun stage ride with a terrifying Individual Time Trial.

Just like Jack Skellington trying to understand Christmas, you won't understand our seeding method. We have arbitrarily thrown you into categories A through E; not based on merit, but on our own twisted whims. You will launch in waves of 5 with agonizing 12-second gaps. It’s a trick, not a treat.

OOGIE BOOGIE’S WARNING: Check your Zwift Companion App for your specific start time! If you miss your wave, you’re stuck GC catatrophy forever, or at least through the rest of the tour so get their early and warm up while you wait.

Then ride until your skeleton shakes. FINISH THE TOUR!