Welcome to the ride where fitness is irrelevant and physics is a lie.

Thanks to Zwift’s magical rubber band, we are all bound together in mandatory, artificial harmony.

Whether you’re pushing 5 W/kg or barely stirring your coffee while spinning at 40 Watts, congratulations: you’re staying with the group.

The Rules of Engagement:
The band keeps us together, but if you drop to 0 Watts, you become an anchor dragging the entire group into the abyss. Keep the legs moving.

Flyers Will Be Teleported:
Try to break away all you want. The algorithm will simply drag you back like a leash on an unruly puppy.

Heroics Are Pointless:
Save the sprint for a ride where the game actually lets you leave people behind. Today, we suffer at the exact same virtual coordinate.

Spin easy, chat in the comments, and remember to pay it forward!