Friday, December 19
1:00 PM UTC
PRIVATE EVENT Stage 4: 2025 Holiday Tour de Duole
Race
DESCRIPTION DE L'ÉVÉNEMENT
“Only I didn't say 'Fudge.' I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the 'F-dash-dash-dash' word!”
Back by unpopular demand, and a suspious $100k check slipped to me before the tour by I dunno maybe Jess Clapier (HTdD leaders can be bribed), we present the ""Accelerate to Elevate"" route, finishing atop the dreaded Alpe du Zwift.
We know you wanted a Red Ryder carbine-action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle. Instead, we got you this brutal 3,000ft climb. It’s a pink nightmare of elevation that will leave you feeling like you can't put your arms down.
THE TRIPLE DOG DARE: Don't ""shoot your eye out"" (blow your legs up) on the flat lead-in. You'll need every ounce of strength to avoid getting shoved down the metaphorical slide by Santa at the summit.
FINISH THE TOUR!
Back by unpopular demand, and a suspious $100k check slipped to me before the tour by I dunno maybe Jess Clapier (HTdD leaders can be bribed), we present the ""Accelerate to Elevate"" route, finishing atop the dreaded Alpe du Zwift.
We know you wanted a Red Ryder carbine-action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle. Instead, we got you this brutal 3,000ft climb. It’s a pink nightmare of elevation that will leave you feeling like you can't put your arms down.
THE TRIPLE DOG DARE: Don't ""shoot your eye out"" (blow your legs up) on the flat lead-in. You'll need every ounce of strength to avoid getting shoved down the metaphorical slide by Santa at the summit.
FINISH THE TOUR!
Se lancer dans les compétitions avec score de course
Tu dois terminer quelques sorties vélo avant de pouvoir participer à ta première compétition avec score de course. Lorsque nous aurons plus de données, nous serons en mesure de te recommander le groupe qui te correspondra le mieux pour te mesurer aux autres.