Look at you. You glorious, ""two sizes too big"" kitties.

You’ve survived four stages of intense racing and aggressive holiday snacking. You arrived at the finale, positively plump with Christmas cheer. You are jolly, you are magnificent, and you are an inspiration.

But the tour isn't over until the last plump kitty sings, and crosses the finish line.

Today is the Zwift Gran Fondo 2022. It’s long, it’s brutal, and it will decide absolutely everything. GC leads will crumble, sprint legs will break, and KOM hunters will wither away. Legends will be forged, and calories will be incinerated in a desperate bid for glory.

FINAL INSTRUCTIONS: Throw your extra weight into the pedals. Empty the tank. Leave it all on the pixelatied tarmac.

And for the love of everyting Christmas holy, FINISH THE TOUR!