The pleasantries of the Prologue are over. It’s time to see whose heart really is two sizes too small.

Welcome to Neokyo, where we will be doing 12 dizzying laps of the Crit Course. That’s right, twelve. Enough repetition to make even the Grinch nauseous.

Today the clock starts for GC. Like the Grinch slithering around Whoville, you'll need to slither through these neon corners to steal seconds, sprint points, and the last shreds of dignity your friends have left.

DETAILS:

Route: Neokyo Crit Course (12 Laps)

Vibe: High intensity, low morality.

Spangler Advice from 2024: If you’re going to hurl, aim away from the smart trainer.

FINISH THE TOUR!