Wednesday, December 17
EVENT DESCRIPTION
We passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest (Makuri) and the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops (Neokyo) to get here: The Big Apple.
Today we tackle NYC's ""The Greenway."" It’s time to treat this stage like Buddy treats a revolving door, with aggressive, uncontrolled enthusiasm that will likely end in disaster.
Proper fueling is essential for this stage. We recommend sticking to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and maple syrup. (And First Endurance and Formula369).
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:
If you attack during a designated segment ""KOM or Spring"", you sit on a throne of lies.
If you get dropped, don't be a cotton-headed ninny muggins about it. Just pedal harder.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is breathing loud for all to hear.
FINISH THE TOUR!
Today we tackle NYC's ""The Greenway."" It’s time to treat this stage like Buddy treats a revolving door, with aggressive, uncontrolled enthusiasm that will likely end in disaster.
Proper fueling is essential for this stage. We recommend sticking to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and maple syrup. (And First Endurance and Formula369).
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:
If you attack during a designated segment ""KOM or Spring"", you sit on a throne of lies.
If you get dropped, don't be a cotton-headed ninny muggins about it. Just pedal harder.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is breathing loud for all to hear.
FINISH THE TOUR!
Getting started with scored races
You'll need to finish a few rides before you can join your first scored race. With more data we'll be able to recommend the best group for you to compete against.