We passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest (Makuri) and the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops (Neokyo) to get here: The Big Apple.

Today we tackle NYC's ""The Greenway."" It’s time to treat this stage like Buddy treats a revolving door, with aggressive, uncontrolled enthusiasm that will likely end in disaster.

Proper fueling is essential for this stage. We recommend sticking to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and maple syrup. (And First Endurance and Formula369).

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:

If you attack during a designated segment ""KOM or Spring"", you sit on a throne of lies.

If you get dropped, don't be a cotton-headed ninny muggins about it. Just pedal harder.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is breathing loud for all to hear.

FINISH THE TOUR!